Self-Indulgent, Shallow Guy-Mania!
1) Ethan Hawke. You know, ‘carpe diem’ and ‘let’s wander around Vienna all night’ and such.
2) This is in no particular order, by the way.
3) Jamie Oliver. Sexiest cook alive.
4) Johnny Depp; the ultimate cliché.
5) RON HOWARD! Young version of course. Now he’s all “I hide my baldness with a baseball cap and make movies. Feast your eyes upon my daughter.”
6) Zach Braff. Be my doctorrrrrrrrrrrr.
7) Michael Palin a few decades ago, in all his Pythonic glory.
8) Heath Ledger. I thought I’d be sick of him by now like I am with stupid Orlando Bloom, but the ridiculously huge close-up I have of him still hangs on my wall. And I drooleth over it.
9) Gary Oldman and he’s not an old man!
10) Would it be wrong to say…the kid from Narnia…the older one…HE’S OUR AGE!!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEEEEE
11) Colin Firth, even though he’th not firth on my litht. Hhaa..ggaa..haa..
12) Anthony Michael Hall but NOT HIS RECENT SELF because he looks like a tree trunk with eyes.
13) River Phoenix, though we all know what happened to him :(
14) Eddie Izzard. I know what you’re thinking. Go think it somewhere else.
15) MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And tout le monde knows he’s touched me already HUZZAH!
16) Aragorn. We would tie Legolas up by his hair and then run away together.
17) Cary Elwes. I would unlock my chastity belt for him.